Monday, February 12, 2007

eleanor.




all she had left were pieces to put together. a blue wall, a partially framed existence and a whole lot of figuring out to do.

email received twice now... is it important... i think not... a hoax? most definitely.

Hello and good day,

My name is John J. Guy I am an American soldier, I am serving in the
military of the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regimient,Patrols Tal Afar, in
Iraq.

I apologized using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business
of
this magnitude.

Please view this link to see my picture:
http://www4.army.mil/armyimages/armyimage.php?photo=9169 and
http://www4.army.mil/armyimages/armyimage.php?photo=7990.

We have in our possession the sum of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty Five
Million
US Dollars), which belongs to Late President Saddam Hussein. These
funds
have been moved and kept safe in a Security Company,please view this
link
for more details: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm.

Basically since we are working for the American Government, we cannot
keep
these funds, but we want to transfer and move the funds to you, so that
you
can keep it for us in your safe account or an offshore account,which in
two
months time in front i and my friends that is involve in this deal will
be
leaving the camp in Iraq to united states my country for investments.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose this deal to
you and
if you will be willin to assist us in this transaction, the ratio of
share
will be discuss later after i hear from you.

Be rest assured that this business is 100% safe on your part provided
you
treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.

Therefore, if you are interested, get back to me with your Full Name,
Full
Address,your confidential Telephone and Fax numbers for easy
communication.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details that
will
help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost
confidentiality,
and be rest assured that this business is risk free.

Respectfully submitted.

My regards,
Sgt. John J. Guy

_________________________________________________________________

Thursday, January 25, 2007

cell phone speak + driving(caught) = ticket



off to court to plead mercy/not guilty for this silly idea of a morning wake up call, received the morning after the first quarter ended... welcome to new york... hopefully this won't serve as the official welcome... but a scare tactic, and a ha ha, you are on youtube candid camera.

cross the fingers.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

5 years ago, i made this...



i used to love that fisheye lens... bought on ebay from russia... pavel, maybe you know the guy i bought it from... of course, i jest.

jest |jest| noun a thing said or done for amusement; a joke : there are jests about administrative gaffes | | it was said in jest. •

today i made this.



i have too much reading to do, then to convert reading into somewhat coherent thoughts, then to papers, double spaced, of course.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

time to make the donuts